Straight eye for this Queer guy

Heard of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy? No? Well, it's basically a show about a bunch of guys who goes around changing problematic people's lifestyle, fashion and interior designing.. That isn't really why I base my title on that show. These guys are actually a bunch of gays, hence my title.
I'm not exactly gay la, so to speak. I just like acting inappropriately to freak out my guy frens. And truth be told, their reactions are, as credit card ads like to say, PRICELESS! Here are some examples.

1. I did this presentation on Hug Shirts (you heard me right) a few months back. So I've been harping on the good effects of hugging for quite some time, even after my presentation was over. In order to show people that hugging is good, I tend to hug people. Since it wouldn't be appropriate to hug a girl just like that, I did the next best thing: I hug guys =) I found out one thing from this: guys don't like to be hug by other guys. So they cringe everytime I offer a hug or when I hug them.. Some like to reciprocate though, by giving even more intimate ones.. These are the people that you absolutely have to avoid.
2. I give guys the seductive look =P Some are actually attracted to me, which means to say my charm trancends gender. Not exactly a good thing.
3. There was this guy who didn't know I was like this, so he squeezed my butt!! WTH!! He got his balasan though. While playing a game of frisbee, he was the one guarding me. I purposely grabbed his ass with all my might! Oh! He was soooooo freaked out.. HAHA!! Then I was like constantly harrassing him, so much so he accidently hit another player with the frisbee!! Now you know you don't mess with me!
4. During valentines day, I was holding my friend's roses while he waited for his girl freind. I was with a bunch of other guys then. Sensing the place was quite packed with people, I went down on one knee and holding the roses up, I asked my GUY friend to be my Valentine! Everybody was looking, so he was obviously at a loss of words.. Sorry, Keng Mun..
5. Oh ya! I forgotten to mention about my BABY =) His name is Rugan, an Indian who shares the same sentiments.. We call each other BABY ever so lovingly.. Too bad he smokes, so I try to keep away from him when he does. In the end, he still comes back to my side =P

All of the above are just a weird behaviour of mine, and not in any way indicating i'm gender confused!! I still like girls, and girls only!! Once in a while though, it's nice to slap a guy's butt =)