Introducing BLOG 2.0

Well, it ain't exactly a new blog la. It's just that my blog has a revamped look, which is SO TOTALLY RETRO!!! So much better than the dull one I started with last year. All thanks to my pet sis, MELODY!!! *drums rolling* *spotlights shining* She was working her back off to help me redesign the look of this blog, so DROPS ON ALL FOURS, kow-tou thrice! OHH, MAN SUI MAN SUI MAN MAN SUI (ten thousand yrs ten thousand yrs ten thousand ten thousand yrs), which is usually used on monotonous hong kong dramas that depict boring CINA monarchy to show respect for the Emporer. SIS, you memang deserve the credit!! Don't be too humble, k? I remarked once: I don't do blogs, I only do the writing! So thanks SIS!!! =) You keep the petrol money la!!
So what does this new blog have? Umm.................................................................................... *pauses* Actually, I don't know what it has! SHUCKS!! Readers, just look round the blog la. Bet you can find some new stuff.. If not, then just read the entries. I'm gonna check it out myself now =P

Straight eye for this Queer guy

Heard of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy? No? Well, it's basically a show about a bunch of guys who goes around changing problematic people's lifestyle, fashion and interior designing.. That isn't really why I base my title on that show. These guys are actually a bunch of gays, hence my title.
I'm not exactly gay la, so to speak. I just like acting inappropriately to freak out my guy frens. And truth be told, their reactions are, as credit card ads like to say, PRICELESS! Here are some examples.

1. I did this presentation on Hug Shirts (you heard me right) a few months back. So I've been harping on the good effects of hugging for quite some time, even after my presentation was over. In order to show people that hugging is good, I tend to hug people. Since it wouldn't be appropriate to hug a girl just like that, I did the next best thing: I hug guys =) I found out one thing from this: guys don't like to be hug by other guys. So they cringe everytime I offer a hug or when I hug them.. Some like to reciprocate though, by giving even more intimate ones.. These are the people that you absolutely have to avoid.
2. I give guys the seductive look =P Some are actually attracted to me, which means to say my charm trancends gender. Not exactly a good thing.
3. There was this guy who didn't know I was like this, so he squeezed my butt!! WTH!! He got his balasan though. While playing a game of frisbee, he was the one guarding me. I purposely grabbed his ass with all my might! Oh! He was soooooo freaked out.. HAHA!! Then I was like constantly harrassing him, so much so he accidently hit another player with the frisbee!! Now you know you don't mess with me!
4. During valentines day, I was holding my friend's roses while he waited for his girl freind. I was with a bunch of other guys then. Sensing the place was quite packed with people, I went down on one knee and holding the roses up, I asked my GUY friend to be my Valentine! Everybody was looking, so he was obviously at a loss of words.. Sorry, Keng Mun..
5. Oh ya! I forgotten to mention about my BABY =) His name is Rugan, an Indian who shares the same sentiments.. We call each other BABY ever so lovingly.. Too bad he smokes, so I try to keep away from him when he does. In the end, he still comes back to my side =P

All of the above are just a weird behaviour of mine, and not in any way indicating i'm gender confused!! I still like girls, and girls only!! Once in a while though, it's nice to slap a guy's butt =)

Back by popular demand (Kononnya)

I'm am finally updating this pathetic blog of mine after a 9 month hiatus... Well, I'm actually writing this blog in order to entertain this bored friend of mine.. She somehow has a boredom complex that verges on SIENness, a term she uses countless times!! Gets under people's skin, you know!! Since she's the one who I refer to as the 'popular demand', I'll basically talk a bit about her la! *Jia Yi, you better enjoy what I write ah!*
How we met is kinda weird la. It all started with milk powder! Well, it was a peaceful morning, and the Lion Club Walk For Health event was almost over. The only thing left on the agenda is the lucky draw. The prize was actually a can of milk powder (My bones are just fine, thank you! Besides, I much prefer cooled liquified dairy products that always comes with my bowl of KoKoCrunch in the morning) Then, what do you know!? I won the lucky draw!! I was the first fellow called upon some more! Who knew a Horse could be that lucky this year round (My Chinese Zodiac says my luck isn't that good this year round, hence my red underwear) Walking down the stage, these bunch of girls said I needed milk powder anyways, cause' I'm short, OUT OF THE BLUE! And I didn't even know them!
Who are these people leh? They're Samantha and Jia Yi (the person I dedicate this entry to), who DARE mock my not-so-tall stature!!! EHH! Look at the mirror la! Don't think you're that tall, k? Then, we went for makan after the event. Then we talk there a bit, plus a bit of kutuking. So this is where the story zooms a lil into the future--->
I was msning as usual, when someone added me. Hmm, it's Jia Yi. K la, add her lo. First word that appeared- 'hi'. Normal enough. Then BANG! 'Shortman' WTF!? Cakap me pendek again!!! Dah cukup lo. Then I went on a kutuking campaign against her!! Haha! Now I reign triumphant! If I were to keep scores, it would be-(Me: Great!! Ur the best! Her: try again, sista!)
Oh ya, she was the very first one to agree to be my valentines date, albeit jokingly.. Either way, at least I got my first yes..
K la, this entry should be enough to keep her quiet for a while....