Saturday, May 5, 2007

Computers...... WTF!!!

This is actually the very first blog I made. In fact, I just created my very first blog account (this one la, of course) seconds before writing this. Well, not seconds really, but who doesn't like to exaggerate? For my very first blog, I would like to give a shout out to all computer fanatics and enthusiast alike. Here it goes: "I don't understand a freakin thing about computers (except maybe games and basic applications- like I said, who doesn't exaggerate) and I seriously don't give a damn about computer exhibits! Until a few days ago, I don't really know what a RAM is and why the heck do I have to learn about IT stuff in school???? I don't really care if you have 10TeraBytes of processing power or if Microsoft created the very first computers dedicated for porn (on second thought, I just might look into it). And whats with the anti-virus programes? People who I know boycotted anti-virus systems because they don't really work. Sounds a lot like the government policies these days. Sometimes the computer has some grudge against me- when I needed it, it malfunctions; when it doesn't, it's when I really wanted a new computer." Ironically, I always seem to be troubleshooting the computer. And let me tell you, it's no easy job, for me anyways. I have this feeling of being alone whenever anything thats has something to do with computers arises during conversations. Its like all the computer jargon end up being a whole new language altogether. Let me illustrate: Your specs how much ah? Its @#$%^&*{}^$&*&....... WOW! How u upgrade ah? Very easy only....You just...... By then, my head lolled off, my head slowly churning out dreams that depict a world where people just use notebooks instead of Word. Maybe that was a little dramatic la. Come to think about it, maybe computers aren't that bad. Dunno la. At least I have a chance to let out my feelings. Its incredibly late now, and I gotta go to bed. I'm signing off now. This looks interesting.... Lets open it...... Your computer has just been invaded by a Trojan horse.......wonder what that is? EH!? Whats that!? What The F.....................

5 comments:

anonymous said...

lol....i also hate computer except for on9 n gaming purposes..change the name of ur blog la..dun put joshua januarius..change to a significant topic

alpaca said...

Cool! Finally someone on the same boat wif me! I changed my title de. Hopefully it's more aptly named.

Anonymous said...

Jeff here.

Lol. :D

Anonymous said...

Its not com jargo!!!!!

Anonymous said...

yo bro .... hmm .. computers huh ? u r really a diff guy .. from most of the guys i know. i can totally relate when u say u dont get a freaking thing about computers. haha.. i dont relate to them most of the time. but sixth sense helps.. the internet helps alot too when i dont know anything when viruses attacks n all .. so yea ..

hmm i can go all manja rite now n say " nvm nvm..ah cheh here to help ah boi... anything can call me.. " but sorry can't say that .. because im not a computer geek myself ! i taknak bagai tikus membaiki labu ..

if u remember what that means la ..lol .. hahaha...