The Curse of having SISTERS!!!!

If you think being a single child robs you of your childhood, think again! I have two sisters, one part teenager, one part baby, two parts pain in the butt!! Take my 15 year old sister for example. She is kinda pretty and cute ( I can't believe I'm saying this! It violates the very law of sibling relationships! We are suppose to mock each other!), but when she's mad, all hell breaks loose, literally!! There's this incident where I told her to back off from the computer because she's glued to it, and then I tried to prise her away from the computer when my words feel on deaf ears. All of a sudden, her face changes from her usual sweet demeanor to something that should belong in a freak show. Wow, it was scary I tell you. Until now I've still wondered whether she was possessed or she had natural acting talent in her (You might see her in some local horror movie.....who knows?) One reason that I can conceive for her behaviour during that incident, or other general display of aggression is genetic. She's Hakka you know, but fortunately she's only half Hakka (The Hokkien side soften her. Wonder what will happen if she's pure Hakka!?) And there's my baby sister..........actually, she's already 8, but my family is used to calling her Baby already. She's such a nuisance, everytime she sure 'cha zui' (disturbing other people's conversation by nosing in) one. And she's getting more and more spoilt by the day- metamorphing into my 15 year old sister. NOOOO!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna kena bully again.... There's also this other side effect, for me at least, of having younger sisters. It's kinda......weird, you see. I would never want my sister to have a boyfriend, never, at least until she's an old hag (exaggeration, who doesn't love it). So, this mentality of mine actually backfires on me and it affects me a LOT! How? Well, let's say I wanna ask A (who is pretty by the way) out for a date (It's just an assumption, this haven't happen in my life, yet) and all of a sudden she reminds me of my sister. And well I deduced that if I don't want my sister to date someone, then I must refrain from asking someone else's sister, or girls in general, out. So this is kinda like a dilemma as one friend puts it, and heck ya it is. Aiyo, like that also can one!? Oh, and did I mention my sisters bully me....................A LOT?

A Fresh Start

It's convention that people are suppose to introduce themselves first when starting their own blog. Well, for me, I wrote my first blog entry last night, and the unworldly hour of 2 something a.m. At that particular moment, the clogs and gears in my brain don't seem to mesh together, so I'm stuck with introducing myself in the second entry. Actually, I have nothing much to say now, because I am gonna write my thoughts and bits and pieces of who I am into subsequent entries. All I have to say is this: I'm a Malaysian Chinese, I'm a guy ( Some people just don't know your gender unless you spell it out for them), and I am 17 already. Kinda old right, considering that people start writing much earlier in their life. Now, here lies a fresh new start and a new beginning(please ignore the fact that I had an entry before this). So, basically, that's it. I hate introductions!! Their so long-winded....

Computers...... WTF!!!

This is actually the very first blog I made. In fact, I just created my very first blog account (this one la, of course) seconds before writing this. Well, not seconds really, but who doesn't like to exaggerate? For my very first blog, I would like to give a shout out to all computer fanatics and enthusiast alike. Here it goes: "I don't understand a freakin thing about computers (except maybe games and basic applications- like I said, who doesn't exaggerate) and I seriously don't give a damn about computer exhibits! Until a few days ago, I don't really know what a RAM is and why the heck do I have to learn about IT stuff in school???? I don't really care if you have 10TeraBytes of processing power or if Microsoft created the very first computers dedicated for porn (on second thought, I just might look into it). And whats with the anti-virus programes? People who I know boycotted anti-virus systems because they don't really work. Sounds a lot like the government policies these days. Sometimes the computer has some grudge against me- when I needed it, it malfunctions; when it doesn't, it's when I really wanted a new computer." Ironically, I always seem to be troubleshooting the computer. And let me tell you, it's no easy job, for me anyways. I have this feeling of being alone whenever anything thats has something to do with computers arises during conversations. Its like all the computer jargon end up being a whole new language altogether. Let me illustrate: Your specs how much ah? Its @#$%^&*{}^$&*&....... WOW! How u upgrade ah? Very easy only....You just...... By then, my head lolled off, my head slowly churning out dreams that depict a world where people just use notebooks instead of Word. Maybe that was a little dramatic la. Come to think about it, maybe computers aren't that bad. Dunno la. At least I have a chance to let out my feelings. Its incredibly late now, and I gotta go to bed. I'm signing off now. This looks interesting.... Lets open it...... Your computer has just been invaded by a Trojan horse.......wonder what that is? EH!? Whats that!? What The F.....................